First Succes Story

We all have achieved major goals and celebrated them. Let's start by celebrating YOUR BIRTH! We take it for granted, but the reality is that life is very hard, and staying alive even harder. Getting conceived even harder.

If we analyze the birth rate against people actually making an effort to get laid, OMG, you are LUCKY to be here. You are also lucky to to have a conscious mind capable of reading, understanding, and debating this article!!! You are LUCKY!!! Now let's return to me ;) lol, that's why you are here, right ;P

I am very lucky to be alive. My mom brought me to this world via a cut to her belly. I'm not sure if it was necessary, but the doctor saw it necessary after waiting for 1hr after my mom started having any serious contractions.

I don't blame the obstetrician doctor for my mom's 6inch(") belly scar… LOL, I blame his education based on industrialization. Regardless, I am glad I get to celebrate my life every single second. Not sure what my dad thinks of that 6" belly scar.

Oh well, no way to find out what my dad thinks of that 6" belly scar. He's dead. One day he told me I want to be a kid again. He stopped taking his meds and 1yr after, RIP. Lesson learned if you have diabetes and have the luck to be born in FREE AMERICA, take your FUCKING MEDS!!!

Don't worry for me; I am taking my meds. Two beers or wine cups a day, some THC on weekends, and the occasional planned monthly hangover! Unfortunately for the BIG social system, I stopped taking my other meds… my FaceBook and other social media account are OFF.

If you want to research me, please keep on reading any future posts on medium.

By the way, the First Success Story moral is to celebrate that you are alive!

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More stories to come soon, death, drugs, and drones! lol, an awesome headline for a series!